Bongholeo Requests Clarification On Current Threat Level

Miniature Thing Receives Formal Size Complaint

Last Person Leaving Quarantine Has Excellent Manners

Mathematicians Discover Proof That Requires No Proving Whatsoever

How can you have a proof without proving anything? Mathematicians found a way and, in the process, came to blows over it – but 100 years on, this trick is a common part of modern maths, says columnist Jacob Aron

Dynamite Shortage Identified As Primary Mission Obstacle

Piano Piece Successfully Used As Human Repellent

Gridlock Declared City's New Ground Zero

Intergalactic Bin Warlord Explains Himself To National Broadcaster

Shia LaBeouf Film Viewership Now A Financial Asset

Space Funk gets funky

Underground Transformer Briefly Cosplays As Portal To Hell

Scientists Steal Hour From New Year's Eve, Keep It

Dog Braces For Upcoming Cheese Shortage With No Known Coping Plan

He’s going to be really disappointed in a few days when his meds run out and the evening cheese tribute ends

Trespasser Discovers Nuclear Guards Surprisingly Serious About That

Cat Overcomes Every Obstacle, Still Judges You

Fort Wayne Man Serenades Confirmed Dead Rock Legend

IRS Adds Texts To Its Chaos Arsenal

Parasite Dramatically Exceeds Annual Performance Goals

A parasite that usually causes about 50 illnesses a year in Michigan has now sickened nearly 1,000 people there, part of a nationwide spike that hasn't been traced to a source. According to a state-by-state map at The Hill , more than a thousand Americans have come down with…

Man Starts Car Like A Lawnmower, Reportedly Fine With It

Florida Loses World's Worst Neighbor Title To China

Seven Pilgrimages Your Parents Already Made In 1973

From Strawberry Field to Penny Lane and beyond, these seven real places inspired Beatles hits—and you can still visit them today.

Meta Assumes You Wanted A Digital Twin, Opts You In Anyway

Seller Disputes One-Star Review From Squirrel

Humanity Pauses To Determine Its Fundamental Friend Type

It's time to settle the debate once and for all!

Gravity Phase Of Baby Job Proves Unexpectedly Challenging

EU Approves Ingredient That Argues With Your Fat Cells

European regulators just approved a food additive designed to keep you from gaining weight . It's inulin propionate ester, or IPE, cleared for sale in the EU after 15 years of work by researchers at Imperial College London and the University of Glasgow. Read the rest The post…

Meta Invents Device To Know You Are Sad Before You Do

Meta has patented a wearable that listens to you all day and guesses how you feel . As 404 Media reports, the device would continuously record audio and surroundings, then use AI to read your emotional state from "sighs, laughter" and other vocal cues, ostensibly to fine-tune…

Novelist Founds Literary Magazine, Also Works For The CIA

The Paris Review was partly a CIA front, and one of its founders led a double life to match. In the London Review of Books, Christian Lorentzen reviews a new biography of Peter Matthiessen, the novelist, nature writer, and CIA operative who helped start the magazine as cover.…

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Five Cabins Full Of Screaming Children Demand Your Attention

The 1980s had plenty of memorable summer camp slashers, but these five are the best.