49ers Owner Discovers Ohio Has Very Affordable Consequences

Giant Fart Incident Prompts Tokyo Infrastructure Review

Pilot Redefines Aviation Success Metrics With Splashdown

Navy Offers Competitive Benefits Package For Beach Attackers

Every Layer Of This Thing Is Just More Silos

Star Really Needs To Be Somewhere Else Fast

Most stars drift gracefully along their galactic orbits, the constellations reforming only on unimaginable timescales. But some stars are in a rush, and astronomers have spotted their fastest yet: an otherwise unremarkable star, S301, orbiting a black hole at up to 8% the speed…

Airborne Kebab Situation Escalates Beyond Original Kebab Scope

Tom Cruise Raps Now, Apparently

At this point, new videos from Epic Rap Battles of History feel a bit like Halley's Comet. If you're lucky, you get two a year, which doesn't quite square with their average runtime of three minutes until you start thinking about all the work involved. Read the rest The post…

Historian Releases Tips For Thriving In Fourteenth Century Agriculture

Christopher Dyer offers six tips for those seeking success when running a smallholding in the 13th and 14th centuries

Tudor England Fixed By The Americas

Dr Lauren Working explores the ideas, materials and knowledge between Indigenous peoples and Renaissance England

Doom Activates Weather Dominator While Richards Watches Like An Idiot

Ancient Rocks Resume Their Grim Warning Duties

FDA Promotes Blueberries To Most Dangerous Berry Status

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has upgraded its recall of frozen blueberries to the highest level of risk . The berries, sold at Publix stores, tested positive for E. coli contamination and have caused at least 12 illnesses and 4 hospital visits across 8 states. Read the…

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1989 Arcade Cabinet Finally Gets Its Own Children's Programming

Golden Axe, the 1989 Sega arcade game vaguely inspired by Conan and other sword-and-sandals classics, is to be a kids' animated television show from Paramount. Here's the trailer ; it debuts next month! In an homage to SEGA's iconic 1989 video game, Golden Axe follows legendary…

Striped Hat Emergency Declared Across Entire Scottish City

Hundred-Year-Olds Rank Human Progress, Have Opinions

AliExpress Politely Requests To Live Inside Your Browser

Lonely Face Receives Full Internet Treatment

17th Century Villagers Take Zero Chances With Local Woman

Experts Baffled By Annual Rediscovery Of Same Problem

Internet Declares Annual Dumbest Thing Arrived Early

City Officially Declares War On Underground New Yorkers

Every Year Gets One Action Movie, Rules Are Rules

The 2000s gave action fans plenty of great movies, and these are some of the best.

Retirement Community Resolves Conflict The Old-Fashioned Way

Cat Conducts Thorough Tongue-Based Quality Control Assessment

China Still Very Serious About Square-Related Activities

Feral Horse Population Officially Becomes Somebody's Long Game

Scientists Solve Cookie Problem With Recycled Plastic Slurry

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Plastic Waste Now Technically A Dessert Option

Hundreds of millions of tonnes of plastic pollution are created each year. One option may be to turn the pollution into food, but critics voice concerns