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95-Year-Old Space Tourist Brings Metal Band To Festival

Riot Fest has packed its lineup for 2026, with the Pixies, the Sex Pistols (sans Johnny Rotten), Patti Smith, and William Shatner? The 95-year-old actor/ space tourist / horse semen owner / singer and his heavy metal band the *uckers — the asterisk appears to actually be part of…