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Scottish Man Allowed Unsupervised Access To Entire Criterion Closet

Ah, the Criterion Closet, that hallowed battleground where famous cinephiles go to out-taste each other. I've dreamed of walking into those shelved walls to flex my taste on the plebeians for a long time — why yes, 'Bloody Muscle Body Builder From Hell' is pure art — but I…